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Walk InspectorFrom the editors
Walking routeI am still reading the news.
Every tree has an update. My human keeps scrolling past. Please allow at least forty minutes for this three-minute route.
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Walk InspectorFrom the editors
Tennis ballKeeps leaving. Always comes back.
A deeply unreliable roommate. I bring it home and my human throws it away again. Somehow this is still my favorite afternoon.
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Walk InspectorFrom the editors
Vacuum cleanerLoud visitor. Never brings treats.
It tours every room, steals the floor crumbs, and ignores my formal complaint. One star for eventually going back in the cupboard.
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