A rabbit’s guide to tiny, serious opinions

Create a rabbit narrator with strong views on tunnels, rugs, and personal space.

Give the narrator a clear preference

Perhaps your rabbit character values two exits, a quiet corner, or a rug arranged just so. Pick one preference and build the review around it.

Use a small disagreement

The human calls it a messy rug; the rabbit calls it a renovation. Let both perspectives be visible while telling the story in the rabbit’s voice.

Keep make-believe separate from care advice

These are imagined characters, not instructions for handling or feeding animals. Keep the joke about the narrator’s opinions rather than suggesting something someone should do to a real pet.

Your turn

Review a tunnel as an architect who insists on two front doors.

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