Write a dog review with a wag in it
Find a cheerful dog’s point of view in walks, balls, and everyday interruptions.
Choose one irresistible detail
A dog narrator might care about the squeak, the smell, or the moment a leash appears. Choose one detail instead of explaining the whole day.
Make the human the confusing character
Your narrator can be perfectly certain that every tree deserves a long inspection. The human who wants to keep walking is the one behaving strangely.
End on a warm complaint
Try a small inconvenience followed by affection: “The ball keeps leaving. Luckily, I am very good at finding it.” The humor can be gentle without needing a dramatic punchline.
Your turn
Give your usual walk a review from a very busy news reader.
Try a review →All examples are creative writing, not advice about real animals. Read the posting rules.
A little help finding your voice
How to write a funny cat review
Turn a box, a window, or a keyboard into a tiny cat-sized complaint.
Read the guide →Write a dog review with a wag in it
Find a cheerful dog’s point of view in walks, balls, and everyday interruptions.
Read the guide →A rabbit’s guide to tiny, serious opinions
Create a rabbit narrator with strong views on tunnels, rugs, and personal space.
Read the guide →Your first animal review in three small steps
Pick a character, choose an everyday object, and give it an opinion.
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